How are you not chained to my radiator already, forced to type out magnificence like this all day and night? What sort of cruel universe is this?

Ahahahahahahah! Well, as long as you pay my bills and bring me coffee and cigarettes and every once in a while some food, I'm fine with that.

Your writing is beautiful, it's graceful and unburdened, your imagery is effortlessly specific

*blushes* Thanks!